NEW YORK, NY — Amid the excitement of MAGA voters descending on Madison Square Garden, MSNBC condemned former President Donald Trump for holding a rally on the same planet where, 66 million years ago, an asteroid caused mass extinction.
MSNBC analysts pointed out that Trump’s New York rally, which sold out the famous arena with thousands more gathered outside, took place on planet Earth, where countless species of creatures were completely annihilated by the impact of an asteroid tens of millennia prior.
“We thought Trump couldn’t sink any lower, but he did,” said MSNBC’s Katy Tur. “Here he is, walking around, dancing, telling jokes, and giving a political speech on the same planet where dinosaurs were all slaughtered by an asteroid. Such a callous display that shows blatant disregard for a horribly offensive incident that happened just 66 million years ago.”
Representatives of the scientific community also marveled at Trump’s audacious display. “He either doesn’t know anything about history or he simply doesn’t care,” said paleontologist Philip Rockford. “The very planet where he’s standing is essentially an enormous graveyard for all of the billions of creatures that lost their lives in the asteroid strike. It’s quite offensive for him to turn this into something political. How dare he?”
The channel then spent the rest of the night telling viewers about how disrespectful Trump and his supporters are to the memory of the prehistoric creatures killed in the asteroid strike.
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