JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child

Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 75

Pentecostal Church Doesn’t Notice Riot Is Occurring

ST. PAUL, MN – According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin…

Crime · Jan 19, 2026 · 69

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous…

Christian Living · Jan 17, 2026 · 88

7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention

You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when – oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about… s…

U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 89

Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church

SAINT PAUL, MN – An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent left-wing protest ringleader Don Le…

World · Jan 19, 2026 · 66

Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin

NUUK – With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark commenced a plan to protect Gre…

U.S. · Jan 16, 2026 · 129

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota a…