With plenty of hard feelings still lingering after Trump’s landslide election victory, more and more prominent Democrats have publicly declared they will not be attending his inauguration.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the current list of Democrats refusing to attend Trump’s inauguration:
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President Jimmy Carter: He will instead spend a relaxing afternoon staring into an empty void while a nurse changes his bedpan.
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Kim Jong Un: Rumor has it he thinks Washington politicians are too dangerous and unpredictable.
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Darth Vader: It’s unfortunate that he won’t be there to choke a few senators.
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Ketanji Brown Jackson: The Supreme Court Justice reportedly has a Broadway performance scheduled on the same day.
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Liz Cheney: Understandable, as no one worked harder to try to defeat Trump.
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Sam Brinton: He was slated to attend, but the last suitcase he stole didn’t have any dresses that fit him.
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Count Chocula: The lifelong Democrat is rumored to be a strong opponent of RFK Jr.’s upcoming overhaul of the nation’s nutrition standards.
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Mitt Romney: The man most responsible for getting Obama re-elected in 2012 is not in the mood.
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Sean “Diddy” Combs: The entertainment mogul’s publicist said he is “unfortunately detained.”
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David French: He’s apparently still upset that his vote for Kamala didn’t pay off.
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Oprah: She was invited but demanded $1 million to appear.
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Satan: The Democrats’ most influential strategist is reportedly already hard at work preparing the party’s midterm platform.
What other important Democrats have you heard are staying home? Spill the dirt in the comments.
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