These spring breakers need to go back to school.
Fox News managed to find some of the most clueless revelers in America in a series of beach interviews on “Jesse Waters Primetime” Monday.
The ayatollah? These kids never heard of him. Is the US at war in Iraq or Iran? Who can say?
And the most pressing issue facing the US?
“What bikini I’m gonna wear next,” one scantily clad partier on the beach obtusely remarked in the jaw-dropping video.
“Getting a tan on the beach. That’s the most important thing in my life right now,” another young partier said.
President Trump’s illegal immigration crackdown? Not a concern to one guy.
“ICE — not personally, I’m legal,” he said, then tipped his cup to the camera.
When asked what they think Trump “has been doing recently,” an already tan brunette suggested, “The Gulf of America. That’s the last thing I kept up with.”
“We’re going to war with Iraq — that’s been crazy,” another young woman told Fox producer Johnny Belisario.
When Belisario brought up slain Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the pea-brained respondents came up short, according to the bewildering clip.
“Who the f–k is ayatollah” and “I’ve never heard that word before” were among the grim responses.
“I haven’t heard. I found out about Chuck Norris yesterday. That was more devastating to me,” one girl said, referring to the Hollywood action star’s death at 86 last week.
When asked how they’d “take on Iran” if they were in charge, one explained that he’d “get a bunch of girls in bikinis and … make them run across the battlefield” in order to distract enemy soldiers, then shoot at them.
“Flirt with them,” one woman remarked with a giggle.
When the host asked the gaggle what they know about what’s going in Venezuela, one scholar asked if that’s in Spain.
The beachside respondents said their dubious educations came from the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga, Florida Atlantic University, Connecticut’s Sacred Heart University and Ohio State University, to name a few of the schools.
When asked what their “game plans” were for vacation, one woman charmingly responded, “Black out with my rack out.”
“If my mom is watching, I’m sorry, Mom, but I’ve been getting pretty drunk almost every day,” said one guy, who looked straight out of an episode of “Jersey Shore.”
Other thirsty male respondents reported having similar plans, which were to “hook up with girls” and “get with as many girls as we can and not come back with an STD.”
One woman said her goal was “to make out with one person each night” — a mission she had already fulfilled 10 days into her vacation.
The blonde drew a blank when asked what her make-out partners’ names were.
Other interviewees admitted to pole dancing, skinny dipping in the ocean and witnessing people ingesting cocaine off a woman’s breasts while on the beach.
The astounding video comes as desperate Florida cops play hot potato with unhinged spring breakers — even locking down Daytona Beach this week, following a string of shootings and a beach “takeover” event that ended in a mass stampede of high school and college students fleeing for their lives.
