The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump’s Cabinet
The Babylon Bee · Feb 12, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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Trump has made sweeping changes to the government, including getting rid of all the uggos and bringing in some beautiful people. Finally!
The Babylon Bee consulted its attractiveness experts to rank the most attractive people in Trump’s administration.
Here they are:
Meet Devyn. The 16-year-old Chick-fil-A worker who has replaced the entire government.
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