U.S. — Samsung has released a new phone designed specifically for introverts which has no call function whatsoever.
The new phone cannot make or receive calls, even in the case of emergencies, so that introverts may literally die rather than talk to someone.
“Far from a phone helping you to stay connected, the new Samsung Solo will disconnect you from the human race as much as physically possible,” said Samsung CEO Ted Barley. “It’s less like a phone and more like a shield against interpersonal interaction. Introverts are going to love the security of knowing they are completely out of touch.”
According to Samsung, the phone will have the ability to fake being on a phone call, which owners may use to avoid awkward social interactions. “If someone attempts to make small talk with you, simply press the button on the bottom of the phone and it will initiate a pretend phone call,” explained Barley. “Rest assured though, the phone has absolutely no actual ability to function as a telephone.”
At publishing time, introverts had pre-ordered thousands of the phones using the online ordering system that required no human interaction.
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