Cops in Madera County are on the lookout for a man who did a local church dirty — exposing himself and defecating on the property in a bizarre overnight break-in.
The gross devil, captured on the church’s surveillance cameras, broke onto the property of TLC Fellowship in Bonadelle Ranchos after 10:50 pm on Tuesday. He was wearing a bicycle helmet, an unbuttoned blue shirt and black pants.
“On July 28, 2026, between 10:50 pm and 12:38 pm, an unknown male unlawfully entered the locked perimeter of a local church in the area of Monreal Road and Avenue 15,” Madera County Sheriff’s Office said in a social media post.
The cyclist, described as a white male with a crew cut, exposed himself while on the church’s property, which was also caught on camera. Authorities also allege he may have defecated on the property of the beloved church.
The sheriff’s office is urging anyone with information about the identity or whereabouts of the suspect to contact Deputy Chavez at 559-675-7770. Anonymous tips can also be made through Valley Crime Stoppers at (559) 498-STOP (7867) or by texting “Tip MaderaSO” followed by the message to 888777.
