Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little bit of the truth out of each to learn the whole story.
Here’s how different media outlets are covering the historic news:
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New York Times — Quiet Middle Eastern Community Devastated By Unprovoked Trump Attack
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Fox News — Trump Neutralizes Terrifying Iran Nuclear Threat With Mere Seconds To Spare
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New York Post — AYATOLL-YA SO! Iran Out Of Luck As Trump Drops Bodacious Bunker Buster
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CNN — Trump Cruelly Deprives Poor Iranian Children Of Nuclear Weapon They’ve Always Dreamed Of
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MSNBC — Iran Is Now The George Floyd Of The Middle East
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BBC News — REMINDER: Next Call To Prayer Is In One Hour. Allahu Akbar.
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One America News — Yay Trump For Avoiding War – Oh Wait, He Bombed Iran? Really? I Mean, Yay Trump For Bombing Iran
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Vice — I Took Fentanyl And Slept With A Penguin
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Vogue — 5 Kinky Tricks You Can Try In The Bedroom To Show Your Support For Iran
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Not The Bee — Trump Just Bombed The Snot Out Of Iran And The Responses Are STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🤣
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The Babylon Bee — Iranian Nuclear Facility Escapes Bombing By Identifying As Mar A Lago (That’s Right We Just Have The One Joke)
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Al-Jazeera — TRUMP JUST BOMBED OUR HEADQUARTERS!!!
What headlines have you seen? Let us know in the comments!
These British police officers are keeping the streets safe from dangerous weapons.
