Welcome back, Disgruntled Fantasy Manager. You seem especially troubled this week. What seems to be the problem? …
I see, and yes, losing Ja’Marr Chase to a concussion is something that can be hard to deal with. … Yes, I am not surprised to hear he was your first-round draft pick. …
Oh, you also lost Saquon Barkley to a hamstring? Well, you certainly have had a tough week. Wait, Chase and Barkley? What is this, a four-team league? … Oh, sorry. Yes, I realize that was insensitive. Let’s move on. …
Rashee Rice, too?! And another hamstring? Did you also have Lamar Jackson? Cause it could just be that you’re cursed. … You’re right, I apologize. That was a bad joke. … No, please don’t leave. I am here to help. Let’s see what we can do about all of these problems.
