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Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect’s Name Rhymes With ‘Bohammed’

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Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect’s Name Rhymes With ‘Bohammed’

CLEVELAND, OH — Local man Chris Pinson made a bold guess today that the name of the Mall of America terror plot suspect would turn out to rhyme with “Bohammed.”

Though he had not yet seen any images of the man arrested for planning the terrorist attack, Pinson had the strange hunch that “Bohammed” would be a perfect rhyme for the man’s name.

“I can’t explain it. I’ve just got this feeling about it,” said Pinson. “It feels like a premonition, like I’ve got this sixth sense kicking in. Somehow, I know the man’s name is going to sound just like ‘Bohammed.’ Call me crazy, but I really think I’m going to be right about this.”

Friends and family derided Pinson’s bizarre prediction, stating there was no way he could possibly know such a thing. “How could he have any clue what the guy’s name sounds like? It’s insane,” said Pinson’s brother, Ross. “Plus, ‘Bohammed’? What the heck kind of name does he think will rhyme with that? He’s lost his marbles.”

At publishing time, Pinson had been hailed as a psychic after his incredible prediction turned out to be correct.


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