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California Governor Gavin Newsom took a strong stand against anyone enjoying life yesterday, signing a law that prohibits making artificial images in order to make people laugh. Sad!
As a helpful guide, The Babylon Bee has created the following A.I.-generated images of Gavin Newsom himself to demonstrate exactly what is now illegal in California:
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A shocking image of Governor Newsom preparing a family’s beloved cat for dinner:
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A damning depiction of Newsom using a flamethrower to ignite California’s devastating wildfires:
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It would be a shame if too many people saw this image of Newsom losing badly to Donald Trump in a game of Catan:
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The public might view the governor in a different (even more gay) way when they see him enjoying a Bud Light:
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Ah, Gavin enjoying a lovely, romantic candlelit dinner with his “Pooh Bear” Xi:
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Newsom will be sure to jail anyone who dares to share this image of him proudly attending a Trump rally:
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Shame on anyone who laughed at this picture of Gavin Newsom wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants:
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As lifelike and totally believable as this image is, no one should be led to believe Gavin Newsom picks his nose. Disgusting!
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Here’s an embarrassing picture of Gavin Newsom dining out at a French restaurant after ordering everyone else in the state to stay in their homes:
Oops — that last one was totally real. Sorry, Gavin! Don’t worry, nobody’s laughing at you. Please don’t put us in jail. Yet.
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