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You read the Journal. You follow the stonks. And now you’re wondering how you’ll possibly manage to get through four years of a Kamala Harris administration without going bankrupt.
Well, never fear, for the Bee is here. Forget whatever you read in The White Coat Investor and Millionaire Next Door — we’ve spent literal minutes of our time to thoroughly investigate the markets nowadays and here are our top picks. You’re welcome.
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Meme futures: Don’t let anyone know you heard this from us, but they’re going to the moon. SKIBIDI TOILET BUY BUY BUY!!!
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Red hot pokers for your eyes: So that you can avoid all of the gay stuff to come.
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Cats: They’re already smoking hot right now — people are just eating them up!
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Duolingo Chinese: Russian is a close second, but just trust us on this one.
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A Premium subscription to the Babylon Bee: You want to keep your sanity, don’t you? Go on — get a subscription.
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Working in McDonald’s: You’ll be an essential worker and Tim Walz will let you still work during a pandemic.
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Jewish beeper company: Business is booming for these guys.
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Cricket farms: You’ll be brilliantly positioned to become a major cricket flour supplier when meat gets outlawed.
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Tampons: Hot tip from the White House says Tim Walz goes through these like a squirrel fired out of a potato cannon goes through butter.
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