Congress Wondering Who That Stunning Man Is Behind Trump

World · Feb 23, 2026 · 110

Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You’re Still Better At Than America

After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it’s not all that bad, Canada. There are st…

Politics · Feb 23, 2026 · 47

Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank

ATLANTA, GA – While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C…

Headline Says It All · Feb 22, 2026 · 77

Sports · Feb 22, 2026 · 69

Canada Now Officially An American Province

U.S. – After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro…

Sports · Feb 23, 2026 · 59

U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth

MILAN, ITALY – Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace …

Sports · Feb 23, 2026 · 54

Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games

MILANO – As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respec…