LOS ANGELES, CA — History was made on the basketball court last night when fans witnessed a once-in-a-lifetime moment as LeBron James and his son Bronny executed the NBA’s first perfectly synchronized father-son flop.
The younger James joined his legendary father on the court last night for a few minutes of playing time, which culminated with both LeBron and his son simultaneously flinging themselves to the floor and crying for several minutes for no apparent reason.
“He’s a chip off the old block, that’s for sure,” Lakers Head Coach J.J. Reddick said following the game. “There’s been a lot of talk about whether Bronny belongs in the league, but when you see him execute a perfect flop like that alongside his father, you see the potential. You can tell LeBron has been teaching him the important things.”
Experts agreed that even though Bronny may still need some development before he can become an NBA star, the tools are there. “His future looks pretty bright,” said ESPN analyst Richard Jefferson. “He may be a rookie, but he’s flopping like a 20-year veteran. He’s been watching his father do it night in and night out his whole life, and now he’s ready to do it himself. He can’t score or rebound very well, and he’s not really big enough for the NBA, but that boy sure can roll around on the ground and fake a groin injury.”
At publishing time, fans and media also came away impressed by Bronny’s ability to whine about the referees at an all-star level.
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