BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn-mowing simulator.
Despite his wife’s pleas that the grass was now taller than their toddler, who had been missing for hours in the backyard, Callahan explained that he was completely slammed with virtual lawns to mow in MowSim Elite.
“Business is really taking off. I’m getting mower upgrades left and right. There’s simply no way I can stop right now,” said Callahan. “The diagonal lines I’m getting on the lawns in the simulator, they’re ridiculous, babe. I’m an artist, and grass is my medium. Well, virtual grass. I can maybe work our lawn in tomorrow, but it’s going to be tight.”
According to sources in the home, Callahan has planned to purchase a virtual reality mower with goggles that allows MowSim Elite players to experience lawn mowing like never before. “It’s incredibly realistic. The virtual mower is weighted just like a real mower, and you can push it around the living room while you see the grass in the VR goggles,” explained Callahan. “You can’t have a more authentic lawn mowing experience. I’m so stoked about it.”
At publishing time, Callahan had informed his wife that tomorrow was no good either as he would be swamped all day with a pressure washer simulator PressureWash3000: The Complete Edition.
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