BOSTON, MA — The state’s Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Governor Maura Healey announced the statue in conjunction with the state’s new law allowing infanticide, finally giving the notorious demon of child sacrifice the place of recognition he deserves.
“Welcome home to Boston, Molech!” said Healey as the statue was unveiled. “For thousands of years, this wonderful demon god has stood as the symbol that the true way to gain the good you want out of life is through child sacrifice. Today, we reaffirm that belief. The state of Massachusetts looks forward to murdering tens of thousands of babies as our offering, so that women may in turn be rewarded with the freedom and prosperity they desire. All hail Molech!”
While Democrats cheered the new statue, some Massachusetts residents expressed discomfort with having the worship of a demon happening at the state capitol. “That seems bad,” said local woman Christina Larson. “I feel like an ancient demon deity that demanded kids be burned alive as a sacrifice on his altar is, ah, not something we would want on the grounds of the Capitol building. Am I wrong in thinking that?”
At publishing time, Governor Healey had also commissioned a golden statue of herself to be erected at the Capitol and ordered all residents to bow down to it under penalty of being thrown into a fiery furnace.
The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this documentary of hard-hitting investigative journalism.
