They have a bone to pick with this crappy dog mom!
A mystery pet owner apparently has been refusing to pick up her pup’s poop on the Upper East Side — so a barking-mad neighbor put up signs to shame her into cleaning it up.
Fed-up residents are making a stink over the careless repeat offender, who most recently left her medium-size mutt’s steaming pile in the middle of a crosswalk Friday, according to a witness.
“The dog took a s—t right in the middle of 84th Street,” Elvin, a 46-year-old doorman at 90 East End Ave., told The Post. “When her dog pooped, she had no reaction. She looked. She just kept walking.”
The inconsiderate pooch owner, who hasn’t been identified, barely blinked when a neighbor hounded her over it, he said.
“[Another] lady started saying, ‘Ma’am! Ma’am! Ma’am! You didn’t pick it up. You didn’t pick up! I’ll give you a bag!’” Elvin said, adding that the other woman followed her for several blocks.
“She turned around and started yelling, ‘So what! I don’t care! I don’t care!’” he said.
A mystery poster-maker unleashed a shame campaign over the weekend by hanging signs featuring a photo of the dog owner, wearing what appears to be a Chanel bag and an angry expression as she walks her pup on a sidewalk.
“Do you know her? She lets her dog poop on the street and refuses to pick it up,” the posters proclaim.
The signs popped up on a nearly 10-block strip of East End Avenue, from East 79th to East 88th streets, according to people in the area — and were mostly torn down by Wednesday.
Residents in the pooch-friendly neighborhood, near leafy Carl Schurz Park, which has two dog runs, cheered the move, with some fuming that it’s high time someone called out the poop-etrator.
“This is a great idea! I’m thrilled that someone did this. Finally, someone is doing something about it,” said Kathy W., 76, a retired college president. “I think it’ll work.”
“It’s a valiant effort,” said Katie, a 29-year-old marketing manager from the Upper East Side.
But she conceded, “I don’t think this woman’s going to change.”
The signs also sparked a Reddit thread, featuring an image of the sign, with some neighbors howling over the doggie dump ditcher.
“I’ve seen her, actually. I picked up her dog’s poo because she nonchalantly walked away,” one neighbor fumed.
“I support this public shaming,” another observer wrote.
A third added, “Even the dog looks embarrassed for her.”
As the then-commissioner of the Department of Sanitation, Jessica Tisch vowed in 2022 to hit dog owners who fail to clean up after their pets with a $250 fine — but the threat hasn’t done much to stop offenders in some parts of the Big Apple.
“It’s the Upper East Side, it’s raining cats and dogs here,” said professional dog walker Brady Hold, 38. “[But] some people won’t pick up after their dog no matter what.”
