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Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 95

The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury

With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair’s breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer “n…

Theology · Sep 9, 2026 · 74

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall…

Sponsored · Sep 9, 2026 · 65

9 Rejected ‘VeggieTales’ Episodes

There have been over 150 episodes of the beloved children’s cartoon VeggieTales across all its iterations, but not every idea the writers had made it …

Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 74

Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

PLYMOUTH, MA – In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly accused the lone holdout juror of being …

Politics · Sep 9, 2026 · 60

GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November

DALLAS, TX – With the pivotal midterm elections less than two months away, the nation’s most prominent members of the Republican Party prepared to gat…

Politics · Sep 8, 2026 · 81

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

WASHINGTON, D.C. – As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque…