Should You Donate To The KKK? A Helpful Flowchart

Sports · Apr 20, 2026 · 57

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets

NEW YORK, NY – In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor Zohran Mamdani ordered that a percentage of runs scored …

Politics · Apr 21, 2026 · 42

Party That Promised To Save America Announces It’s Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act and secure the integrity of U.S. elect…

Politics · Apr 20, 2026 · 77

Ilhan Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly By Professionals At ‘Quality Accouting Center’

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured th…

Politics · Apr 20, 2026 · 40

Trump Promises To Learn From His Mistakes As Soon As He Does Something Wrong

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Facing increased criticism over the ongoing conflict with Iran, President Donald Trump promised to learn from his mistakes just as …

Family · Apr 21, 2026 · 57

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him ‘Walter’

KINGMAN, AZ – According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months, enduring considerable hardship in the process,…

World · Apr 21, 2026 · 48

Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit

ISLAMABAD – In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that …