WASHINGTON, D.C — According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing protests and unrest in Iran.
Tucker Carlson, one of the world’s most well-known and outspoken proponents of Islam, arrived at the White House for an important meeting with President Trump, as rumors persisted that the U.S. was on the verge of launching strikes against the Ayatollah’s Iranian regime.
“It’s important for the president to consider several different perspectives, including from Muslims, before condoning a course of action that could lead our country to war,” said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. “And there is no one more Muslim than Tucker Carlson.”
Trump reportedly received the Islamic Sheikh with a traditional plate of dates and figs. “I hear you’re the guy to talk to about Islam these days,” Trump said. “You bought a house in Qatar, from what I understand, which is an interesting decision, to say the least, but we’ll talk about it.”
Carlson spent his time informing the president about how socially conservative the Iranian regime was and promising another world war if America were to launch an attack. “You know who I think you ought to attack is Israel. Iran is a much more trustworthy nation, and that’s a fact,” he said.
According to sources, the meeting was cut short when Carlson kept shouting “Allahu akbar!” and laughing hysterically.
At publishing time, Trump had announced a full-scale military invasion of Iran.
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