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As any dragon, leprechaun, and eccentric jewelry collector will tell you, it can be difficult to find a good place to hide your gold. Some poor saps put it in a safe deposit box or a vault, not realizing that any two-bit gold thief will look in those places first.
The Babylon Bee conducted an extensive survey to put together the following list of 10 perfect places to stash your gold:
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In a pot at the end of the rainbow: It’s so clichè that no one will even bother looking.
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In a pot at the start of the rainbow: Have you ever heard anyone even mention the “start” of a rainbow? Exactly.
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In the Great Hall of Thráin: A great hiding place, but good luck getting it back from the dwarves.
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Behind all the Amazon boxes your wife says she’ll eventually return: You can rest assured that it will never be seen.
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Under your pillow: That way no one can steal it without waking you up.
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In a shoebox clearly labeled “NOT MY GOLD”: Who’s going to check a box that says it doesn’t have any gold in it?
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Inside the bathroom walls of a megachurch: Though you might have some trouble finding any space that isn’t occupied by stacks of secret cash.
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The White House Oval Office: It’s vacant right now, so you might as well use it.
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A WNBA game without Caitlin Clark: It’s always smart to hide your valuables in a place where no people go.
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In Joe Biden’s garage, next to his Corvette: As the Department of Justice said, it’s a safe and secure place.
Do yourself a favor and take your gold out of that state-of-the-art safe behind your portrait of Donald Trump and put it in one of the places listed above.
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