Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That’s why we’ve consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more difficult life is for us men than for women.
Here are just a few ways men have it worse:
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Sometimes there is no woman around to clean up after us: Women don’t realize how difficult this is.
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We hardly ever get cat-called: Doesn’t anyone think we are cute and attractive?
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If there were a war, the men would have to fight: There’s not a war, but, you know, if there was.
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Men feel really bad when the wife has to get up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: Women don’t know what it’s like to live with that kind of guilt.
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There are much higher expectations for our car driving abilities: We don’t have excuses for running into curbs.
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Useless, non-functioning nipples: What a waste.
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Zipper injuries: Medical experts say this is more painful than birthing twins.
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No built-in biological clock to tell men it’s been 28 days: Imagine if Cillian Murphy knew it was 28 days later and there were zombies around. He’d probably still be alive today.
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We can’t just go see Wicked without everyone assuming that we are extremely gay: And they would be right.
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We have nothing to over-analyze: Sometimes our heads are just completely empty. Or thinking about burritos. Very sad.
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We literally have to be married to women: This is not as easy as it looks.
Well, that settles it. Men have much harder lives than women. Please have compassion on us.
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