Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers, and they revealed to us the 12 most common questions wives ask during movies. Here they are:
Q: What’s the name of this movie again?
Q: Who’s that guy?
Q: Wasn’t he in Gilmore Girls?
Q: What’s happening? Sorry, I was looking up if that guy was in Gilmore Girls.
Q: Why did he do that? And who is he again? Oh, no, he wasn’t from Gilmore Girls; he was in One Tree Hill. That’s right. I knew I knew him from somewhere.
Q: Do you think we should see if the Jacksons want to come over for dinner on Friday?
Q: Wow, it looks like Viggo Mortensen really kicked that helmet hard. Is there any interesting trivia you have to share about the filming of this scene?
Q: Wait, he was dead the whole time?
Q: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Q: Oh, he’s the BAD guy?!
Q: Do you want to get some tacos? I want tacos. But I don’t want to get them if you don’t want to get them.
Q: Wait, it’s over? What happened?
We hope this helps you understand women better. It sure did for us.
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