With Mattel’s introduction of a Barbie doll with Type 1 diabetes, the toy industry was abuzz with rumors of other inclusive Barbie dolls that could be on the way.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of exciting and inclusive versions of Barbie set to hit store shelves near you:
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Moderate Plaque Soriasis Barbie: No skin condition should keep Barbie from living a full, robust life.
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Tourette’s Syndrome Barbie: Complete with a pull-string to hear her blurt out obscenities.
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Trad Barbie: This edition comes with a killer sourdough recipe and a flock of chickens.
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Undocumented Barbie: This Barbie has just as much right to pursue the American dream as any other.
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Mid Barbie: While other Barbies flaunt their supermodel looks, this one is perfectly fine just being “meh.”
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Genderqueer Barista Barbie: Or is it Ken? Hard to tell.
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Vitiligo Barbie: The first Barbie to appeal to multiple races.
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Hamas Barbie: Featuring an authentic miniature keffiyeh.
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome Barbie: The first scented Barbie will be a big step forward for representation.
This promises to be the most inclusive lineup in Barbie history. Have your ideas for new Barbie editions? Leave them in the comments below.
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