DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran’s tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump didn’t just bomb the Ayatollah in the leg.
Sources say that the aged, decrepit Biden openly questioned Trump’s foreign policy decisions, asking why Trump couldn’t have found a less lethal solution like incapacitating the Ayatollah with a simple bomb to the leg.
“There was no reason to escalate the encounter with a bomb to the head or chest,” reads a statement delivered to the press by Biden’s handlers. “I am shocked and saddened that Trump has chosen the path of greatest violence instead of simply aiming the B2’s bombs for the Ayatollah’s leg.”
Live interviewers with Biden confirmed his criticisms.
“Now listen, Jack! I didn’t sign the Trugbtgeignmmenn into law for, well, you know, the thing to happen!” Biden ranted to a nearby pile of Depend Adult Diapers. “In fact, I strongly believe that this never would have happened if we’d just elected that broad as vice-president. What a lying, dog-faced…you know. Well, anyway. Thank you, and God bless Ammerigottit?”
At publishing time, Democrats had introduced a motion to reduce gun violence on the part of America’s military by banning high-capacity, high-altitude precision bombers.
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