HOLLYWOOD, CA — A number of Hollywood celebrities have taken a strong stance against President-elect Trump’s deportation plans, terrified that they may actually have to start watching their own children if Trump deports all the illegal immigrants.
According to a statement released by celebrities including Emma Stone, Jenna Ortega, and that one really buff Asian dude from ‘Shang-Chi,’ Hollywood promises to go on strike indefinitely if Trump follows through on his deportation plans.
“What am I going to do for cheap babysitting?” lamented Stone, wringing her hands in dismay. “It’s just so cruel and inhumane that I might not be able to underpay illegal immigrants to watch my tiny brats while I’m out and about during the day. It’s so not fair! Evil, bad, wicked, terrible Trump! Orange man bad!”
While Hollywood celebrities have protested policies in the past, complaining about the low-class, gas-guzzling cars that get their electric vehicles all grimy and the minimum wages that they are legally required to pay their household servants, the current backlash against Trump’s policies far surpasses anything prior. “Trump is going to separate children from their cheap migrant caretakers,” sobbed actress Chrissy Teigen. “It’s so evil I could throw up.”
At publishing time, a number of Hollywood celebrities had also begun protesting abortion restrictions in the US in case they might accidentally end up with too many children for their hired nannies to take care of.
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