TEHRAN – The Iranian government posted an image to social media this afternoon to showcase its clean, peaceful nuclear program.
Iran has assured the international community that it has absolutely zero aspirations of obtaining a nuclear weapon, the image serving to confirm its non-violent aims.
“Let this image leave no doubt in the world’s mind that we have nothing but peaceful intentions,” said Ayatollah Khamenei. “Look at all the good, clean energy being produced in this picture. It is disgusting that anyone has ever accused us of having any other reason for our nuclear program.”
At publishing time, analysts had confirmed that image indicated Iran’s nuclear peacefulness could even spread beyond Israel to neighboring countries.
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