U.S. — With lingering questions about the vice president’s campaign platform and positions on major issues, voters noticed that Kamala Harris’s policy page online now just redirects to Donald Trump’s website.
While it’s not clear when the change was made, campaign insiders revealed it simply became much easier to cut out the middle-man and direct all users inquiring about Harris’s policy positions to Trump’s website.
“It’s nice to have all of her positions listed in one place,” one internet user said after being redirected to the Trump campaign website. “I was wanting to know where Kamala stands on immigration and how to solve the crisis, and her website navigated me to Trump’s policy page about the border wall. Good to know! Thanks, Kamala!”
When reached for comment, a Harris campaign representative confirmed the redirect. “It just makes things easier,” said spokesman Jeff Grimp. “All we’ve been hearing for weeks now is ‘What is Kamala’s position on this?’ and ‘Where does Kamala stand on that?’ so we decided it would just be better to go to the source of all of Vice President Harris’s popular policy positions — Donald Trump.”
Voters trying to decide on who they will vote for in November can now find Harris’s full platform on Trump’s website. “She has some very compelling proposals,” one voter said. “The border wall, no taxes on tips… I’m starting to really like her.”
At publishing time, Harris’s campaign staff were preparing to unveil her new red baseball caps bearing Kamala’s new slogan “Make the United States as Great as it Was Before.”
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