Not Fake News: He Is Risen

Politics · Apr 2, 2026 · 77

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump’s White House Ballroom

It’s been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump’s new White House…

U.S. · Apr 2, 2026 · 67

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Supreme Court issued an official statement on Thursday begging the state of Colorado to please just be normal for…

Politics · Apr 2, 2026 · 59

Trump: Pam Bondi ‘Not Quite Hot Enough’ To Be This Bad At Her Job

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was “…

Scripture · Apr 3, 2026 · 53

Pharisee Asks If It’s Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip In Half

JERUSALEM – A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in h…

Scripture · Apr 4, 2026 · 36

Disciples Wondering What Jesus Could Have Possibly Meant By ‘They Will Kill Me And In Three Days I Will Rise From The Dead’

JERUSALEM – The disciples of Christ, distraught and crushed by the events of Friday, began to wonder what Jesus could have possibly meant when he said…

Politics · Apr 3, 2026 · 46

Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship – the idea that U.S. citizenship extend…