HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM — As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with the appearance of jasper and carnelian, recently deceased Tiffany Smith told Jesus that He really shouldn’t be so judgy.
“You know, you really shouldn’t judge people,” Smith said. “It says so in the Bible.”
When a voice like the sound of many waters answered her, she became visibly upset, sources said. “Have you even read the Bible? I don’t remember where the verse is, but it clearly says not to judge. Also, we have to love each other, and loving means not judging. Obviously.”
According to the four living creatures around the throne, Smith also pointed out that gay marriage is okay because the word for homosexuals in the Bible really means male prostitutes and she would never go to a male prostitute wedding. “You should try watching some Youtube videos to explain those passages,” she said.
At publishing time, Tiffany Smith’s fate was sealed by heavenly court records.
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