Exciting night. Can’t wait for pandering Roger Goodell’s latest halftime extravaganza in tribute to the continued degradation of American society and common decency as per the nation’s involuntary capitulation to incivility.
In other words, I sure hope Bad Bunny performs his soothing rap/song/ballad/whatever “Monaco” or one of his other pornographic numbers.
Translated from Spanish, “Monaco” includes all the requisites of Super Bowl family entertainment under Goodell’s watch and certification.
In other words — and you can check for yourself — it includes most of the Goodell Super Bowl usual — from boastful self-affection, crude crotch references, love of gaudy high-speed autos, his piles of money and, of course, his over-abundance of love for himself as manifested in his self-entitled disregard for women — “hoes” — once he’s, er, done with them.
