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In Roger Goodell’s NFL, common sense never prevails

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In Roger Goodell’s NFL, common sense never prevails
between the Dolphins and Steelers in Pittsburgh on Dec. 15, 2025.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is greeted as he arrives on the field before a football game between the Dolphins and Steelers in Pittsburgh on Dec. 15, 2025. AP

This is not a prop bet. It’s more of a prop dream, a what-if. Goes like this: 

Roger Goodell calls an important news conference and his legions of Stalin-like useful media idiots gather like lemmings in alternate black uniforms. He begins: 

“You likely recall the NFL Network propaganda production in which I starred, the one in which I addressed a roomful of Packer fans and soulfully recited my doctrine, ‘It’s all about our fans.’ 

“Well, for those of you here today, who don’t yet know or pretend not to know, I was lying. It’s not all about our fans; it’s about money, especially TV money, by any and all means possible. 

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