BOSTON, MA — Local two-year-old Braxton Pratt has come under fire after video surfaced of him repeatedly showing his mommy what sound the monkey makes.
The damning video shows Pratt banging his tiny fists on his chest and saying “Oo-oo-aa-aa” over and over, all while smiling and laughing.
“Braxton’s racist behavior is beyond appalling and has no place in civil society,” said neighbor Marissa Keeley, upon seeing the video. “Not only does he act like a monkey, but he’s laughing the entire time, clearly happy about being racist. At the end of the video, he even eats a banana! Absolutely disgusting.”
With calls mounting for the family to be expelled from the neighborhood, Pratt’s mother has issued an apology for her son. “We are so deeply sorry to those who were offended by my two-year-old showing what sounds the animals make,” said Pratt’s mother, Cyndi. “He has no excuse, and accepts full accountability for what he did when his little animal sound game landed on ‘monkey.’ We are going to take time to educate Braxton about the wounds he caused, and promise to do better in the future.”
According to sources, Pratt has expressed no regret over his detestable behavior. “Haha! You monkey!” said Pratt, when asked about the incident. “Monkey go potty hahaha!”
At publishing time, Pratt had found himself in hot water again after another video emerged of him using sticks and a sheet to make a homemade teepee.
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