Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it’s a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can spot all seven clues that this is a homeschool family:
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Instead of gay art, there’s a bunch of drawings of a nuclear family:
An obvious sign.
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This boy is wearing boy clothes instead of a dress:
No public school detected.
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The house is kind of a disaster:
If it’s clean, it ain’t homeschool.
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They have culturally appropriated the use of teepees:
No one outside of homeschool can do that anymore.
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The mother appears to enjoy being around her children:
Always a telltale sign.
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Whoa, look at this book report:
Zoom in a little. Enhance.
Oh yeah. Homeschool for sure.
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If you look closely, they’re all wearing helmets:
Ha! We knew it. Dorks.
Armed with this knowledge, you too can still pick out the homeschoolers from among us. Let us know any clues in the picture that we missed.
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