Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey

Politics · Feb 19, 2026 · 117

In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money

NEW YORK, NY – Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever…

Politics · Feb 20, 2026 · 85

Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,0…

World · Feb 19, 2026 · 76

Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls

LONDON – In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former …

Sports · Feb 19, 2026 · 79

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

MILANO – One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the innocent residents of an unsusp…

Sponsored · Feb 18, 2026 · 81

8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent

Catholic or not, there’s nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a wide variety of things she could give u…

U.S. · Feb 21, 2026 · 76

Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost

UTAH – A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.