PITTSBURG, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called “Kamala Harris” to help people understand the former Vice President.
Researchers at Duo Lingo say they spent years studying the strange verbal inflections and random sound repetitions of the Kamala language. The task of parsing it out in a teaching module wasn’t easy, they said, but they’re excited to offer it as a new feature.
“Ever wondered what it means to ‘think of what can be, unburdened by what has been’? Now, you can know!” Duo Lingo spokesman Taylor Reese told reporters. “It’s an incredibly tricky dialect, but we think many of our users are up for the challenge. To create this program, we spent countless hours listening to Kamala’s speeches and video clips. Everyone on the project developed a drinking problem and quit, so we had to start over. But finally, the Kamala language option is here.”
Researchers say that while much of the language just sounds like the slurred speech of a drunk, there still could be great value in its study. “Incredibly, this person that no one understands still has a real chance of returning to power. It would be helpful if at least one person out there knew what she was saying,” said linguist Dr. Ralph Goddard. “At least, it would be helpful if one sober person knew what she was saying.”
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had failed the first module of the Kamala language course.
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