PLYMOUTH, MA — After seventeen hours of deliberations over the span of three days, a jury is still struggling to decide whether murder is wrong.
The deep nuances of the case have delayed the decision, with jurors facing intricate legal and moral questions such as if it’s fine to systematically strangle your own kids one by one.
“Oof. This is a toughie,” said Juror number seven, reviewing the facts of the case. “There’s so much to consider here, like if luring children down into a basement to murder them is bad. I’m really at a loss here.”
At publishing time, the jury had asked the judge for clarification of
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